[Intro: Donald Trump, Donald Trump & The Kiffness]
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats
They're eating the pets of the people that live there
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats
They're eating the pets of the people that live there
[Verse: The Kiffness]
People of Springfield, please don't eat my cats
Why would you do that? Eat something else
People of Springfield, please don't eat my dog
Here's a catalogue of other things to eat
[Chorus: Donald Trump & The Kiffness, The Kiffness]
They're eating the dogs (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
They're eating the cats (Meow, meow, meow, meow)
They're eating the pets of the people that live there
They're eating the dogs (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
They're eating the cats (Meow, meow, meow, meow)
They're eating the pets of the people that live there
[Post-Chorus: Donald Trump]
They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats
[Chorus: Donald Trump & The Kiffness, The Kiffness]
They're eating the dogs (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
They're eating the cats (Meow, meow, meow, meow)
They're eating the pets of the people that live there
They're eating the dogs (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
They're eating the cats (Meow, meow, meow, meow)
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.